Abbey's World - Art by Kristian Aus

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HEAD LICE!
Mum driving home after collecting 4 out of 5 kids -
all with a good dose of
lice and nits.

Just a part of being a kid.
Itch! Itch! Scratch! Scratch!

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The Festive Kitty

An Itty Bitty Poem

By

Abbey Lane

Art by

Kristian Aus

 

Jingle bells jingle bells

 Our mother cooked a chook

Left it on the bench to cool

and paused to read a book—

 

Hey!

 

Cat jumped up, sniffed the air

and took a tiny taste

Then closed its eyes and lapped it up

that tasty chicken baste—

 

Hey!

 

Shoo shoo cat, don’t do that,

That’s our Christmas food.

Mother won’t be pleased at all,

‘twill mar her festive mood—

 

Hey!

 

‘Chicken, Abs?’ asked my mum

and Sis gave me the look.

I rubbed my tum. ‘It’s full of ham

and ain’t no room for chook.’

 

Hey!

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The Web Cleaner
by
Abbey Lane
and
Kristian Aus

Ever been the first day walker through the bush?

 


 

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Fluffies

By

Abbey Lane

and

Kristian Aus

My Fluffies were just right, until

Mum scooped them up and

tossed them in the wash.

'Noooooo!' Why?

What was wrong with...

A little bit of dribble,

A little bit of dirt,

A little bit of kitty,

and farts from a squirt?

  

And when they dried, they didn't feel right. 

So, I did what I had to do...

 

A little bit of dribble,

A little bit of dirt,

A little bit of kitty,

and farts from a squirt . . .

 

PERFECT!

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